List of favorite quotes by JRB

I’ll give that the attention it deserves. ¹

There’s a METH to my madness

That joke was like a cheap circumcision… A complete rip off.

All exits lead to the gift shop, my man.

Your Honor, this was NOT an orgy. It was a free-range bodily fluid ideation session. ²

I’m wrapping presents. I HATE wrapping presents. Mine look like IED’s when I’m finished. Or after an origami art therapy class at a Parkinson’s Clinic. ³